Tuesday, 27 November 2007

Liberal Fascism: it's the new black


Wander through Temple Moor. Go on. Because its students can't seem to handle walking around properly - mainly thanks to the cramped, not-at-all-big-enough corridors - the school has put up signs saying "Keep Left". At least, that's the official explanation...

But we at Templar Truths know the truth: it's there to persuade parents and other school visitors that the school is liberal and on the left of the political spectrum. However, every Templar (our word for student or pupil, not just us writers) can plainly see they're being taught in a fascist dictatorship.

So Temple Moor is doing one of two things:
  1. Creating Liberal Fascism, a new political ideology that mixes together liberal thoughts with fascism
  2. Disguising their fascism behind a liberal curtain

However, fascism has its advantages. Assemblies will be more interesting. We secretly filmed an assembly rehearsal and we think you'll agree - it's more dynamic and interesting than previous assemblies:

1 comment:

amyxlp said...

That's hilarious.
Almost as hilarious as the SOME PEOPLE ARE GAY, GET OVER IT poster by the library.