Tuesday, 20 November 2007

Breaking News!

That's right. Templar Truths, your source for the truth behind Temple Moor, has discovered a dark secret about the school. Now this may shock, scare or even disturb you. So those with a week heart are advised to close the Internet window down!

The school is over run by Aliens!

Many of you will probably be shocked to hear this. But no doubt a few will not believe us. So let us explain. On the 16th of May, 2007. We were all meant to believe that a Chlorine tank had burst. Well that part is true. However it was not the builders who burst it. It was an Alien space ship.Here is a photo taken a few hours after the landing.

For many years, the teachers of Temple Moor have been members of a mad cult known as Pauperes commilitones Christi Templique Solomonici. Or simply, the Knights Templar. Thought dead, the Knights Templar have spent the last 600 years contacting an ancient race that holds the knowledge of all religion as we know it, or so the Templars say.

They are actually out to steal our planet with plans smiler to that of the Aliens in Independence Day. These Aliens come from an established colony they have built in the Oort cloud. They do not eat flesh nor have any other need for us but for Slaves. And with the dimwitted Templars running the school, these Aliens now run amok about the school at night. Planning their attack. By Day however they take the form of pupils.

So beware. If you find one of these Aliens avoid them. They are masters of hypnosis. And don't worry about their imminent attack. A contact has revealed their sign is a second chlorine leak. So when that happens, be ready!


Melaisis said...

Pushing it, guys.

We want distorted facts and hyperbole! Not badly edited images and just plain lies!


Belatu-Cadros said...

There's method in our madness.

Anonymous said...


So thats where the new invigilator has come from . . .

Hmm . . .

I suspect foul play!



Anonymous said...

Belatu, you're a sellout. The school won't take any action against the blog for the LAST TIME, because they CAN'T. There's no method, you're just a wuss.