Monday, 7 April 2008

Water fiasco!

We do love Yorkshire Water. They've only gone and cocked everything up - to BSF-esque standards. In fact, they've cut off the school's water supply.

Why? I don't know. Perhaps they want us all to die of dehydration. Perhaps it's a mercy killing? All we at Templar Truths know is that our school has been closed. And we couldn't be happier. It's all down to everyone's least favourite thing ever...Health and Safety. But this time the overprotective nannies of Britain have gone and secured us an earlier departure from the pits of hell.

However, we might be back tomorrow. If not, that's epic. If we are, then someone's actually gone and fixed it which is a bloody miracle!

Update: apparently it's all down to a burst pipe, an incident which occurred at half past eleven. Will this disaster (the latest in a seemingly never-ending series) impact on this month's poll on the builders? The BSF chaps need to start giving us money or they've not got a lot going for them in terms of support.

11 comments:

Melaisis said...

Lmao. First day back too.

Its cursed, I tell thee!

Reisen said...

Haha, epic it is indeed. I bet they forgot to pay the bill. Bloody brilliant. I hope we have tomorrow off.

atomfox said...

Yeah, listen to radio Leeds, even if it is nearly as painful as assemblies. I'm praying for the plumbers to just give us tommorow off, if the school isn't trying desperately to fix the problem themselves.

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Anonymous said...

How are we gunna know if its open or not bcuz i dont wanna listen to the radio coz that borin!!

from a pupil =]

Anonymous said...

ohh god i need to no coz i dont wanna get up that earlly for nowt haha it better not be coz ive got pe haha grrrr .....

Anonymous said...

how do u no if its open?

I cba gettin up for nowt am not even well

Anonymous said...

who actually bothered going today? I plain couldn't be arsed. I listened to radio Leeds for 15min, I refuse to sit next to a radio for 2~ hours, went back to bed.

Dee4leeds said...

Sorry Chav-migos...

Radio Leeds is not boring.

Anonymous said...

haha radio leeds not boring?

u fag

LethalBizzle911 said...

Oh wow.
They really are everywhere...
Clearly deefour you really are a fag for listening to the radio.