What we really want from BSF

So our school is being mutilated as it's reinvented, costing us valuable space. The sound is atrocious, too. In fact, the only good things are that the end result might be good and it gives the Templar Truths staff something to write about. So if billions are being spent making our school "ready for the 21st Century", what do pupils really want?

Because the school doesn't care, here's what pupils really want (all real suggestions):

• Better music and art facilities
• A school network that actually works
• A proper auditorium
  
• That will be used as a stage for, say, Little Shop of Horrors
  
• Proper lighting rigs
• Clean toilets
• A Greggs bakery
  
• A lift
• A "kissing corner" (because some people really do need to get a room)
• A cinema (no, really - it'd keep pupils amused, wouldn't it? It may even make assemblies less boring)

If you're reading, BSF builders, maybe add these to the plans? We'd love you.

Anything we've missed that you'd like to see? Comments please.