Ah, nearly a week without blogging. It's good to be back.
So, the title should say a lot of this for me. Hellish and inhospitable working conditions? What could I be talking about?
Two tales, both of which occured in today at one of the (allegedly) "Best Schools in the District" - following a lesson on the upper floors of the main school block, as the bell rang for break, the entire class flooded out into the corridor. It seemed unusually smoky for this time of day. I knew something was wrong, but I couldn't put my finger on it... that's when it hit me. Why the hell is the corridor filled with mysterious wispy smoke?
Several theories emerged, some more logical than others.
1) Another mishap on the building site. It wouldn't surprise me in the least, but the question is, what could have caused the smoke? It didn't appear thick enough to be engine smoke from failing machinary, in which case, I don't see what else could have caused it.
2) A chemical spill. No, not another Chlorine Leak (although that's only a matter of time), but a small scale science block spillage. The chemicals must've reacted pretty nicely to make that much smoke though, making this thoery illogical - chemicals don't seem to react properly in most planned experiments, so why would it succeed via an accidental spillage?
3) Weed. Not the plant that takes over your garden, the weed that alters your perception of reality. Hint hint. Although I can't see anyone being that brazen about taking drugs in a school corridor, especially when it makes that much smoke.
4) This is my personal favourite. The return of Epic Fail Guy, and his epic fail experiments. Maybe he accidently concocted a lethal acid from an experiment involving nothing but straws and lime water. It wouldn't be unlike this particular teacher.
If none of the above theories prove true, then the smoke's origin may be forever unknown. Which isn't exactly encouraging.
Oh, and tale number two.
It can be heard from the Art Block. It can be heard from the Sixth Form Block. Heck, it can be heard from Outer Mongolia. It's the annoyingly, unneccessarily loud drilling equipment used by our amazing *cough!* polish immigrants workers. Woops, that should be "building specialists".
It makes lessons near the building site more interesting, but not for the right reasons. You can't just hear it, but for people near, you can feel it. Sure it's an excuse for not concentrating, but after a few minutes, it loses it's appeal and becomes damn annoying.
It may not sound like much, but for a high school, having abnormally smoky corridors and incessent drilling that shakes the buildings about isn't a good thing.
Expect more tales of woe soon, Templars.
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2 comments:
Wouldn't surprise me if it was some idiot smoking in the corridor to be honest, plenty of em about at TM.
Alternatively, one of the lights bust again, happened once in a physics class, caused a fair bit of smoke (And sickness for those sat under the fluorescent tube).
It wasn't someone smoking in the corridor, there was too much smoke for it to be that. Maybe 50 people smoking in a long line along the corridor, but not just one or even a few.
Exploding lights is a much more plausible theory, but I feel it's far more likely to be another f-up from Epic Fail man.
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